Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 19, 2017

Steam powered at that. Better rush to get that patented, NOT.

The sheer genius of his invention made Patty melt…

The “Grey Poupon Pounder” has a nice ring to it.

Luckily for the Prof. it converts to a monkey spanker.

Here’s a better invention / idea for catsup / ketchup, salad dressings etc.Cut off the bottom of an egg carton with the holes where the eggs sat, then cut that in half to have 6 holes, place it in the fridge door shelf, then,…place ketchup or other bottles up-side down in the holes,….it’ll pour freely without pounding or shaking.

Ketchup is a lot runnier than it used to be.

For those who really like ketchup, coming soon from McDonald’s… the ketchup quarter-pounder.

If there was a second panel, it would look like the scene of an axe murder, with red all over the table and splattered on the both of them.

Stick a knife in the top and wiggle it around for a few seconds.(You have to reach the catsup of course.

professor then paused to relish the moment…

Simple solution to the Ketchup quandary; DON’T HOLD THE BOTTLE UP AND DOWN! If you hold it parallel to the table, it won’t get air bound, and everything will be fine! I’ve known that since I was 6! And I’m 63 now.