Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 28, 2017

Coldest drinks in town…. Maybe should rename the joint, “Kelvin’s”

Not all they’re cracked up to be.

You’ll like the band we have playing here tonight: Cryogenic Suspension.

When you want to chill out.

Next time leave out the hammer time.

Shoulda just stuck a rose in it, like they do in Biology class. Or was that English Lit? What kind of school did I go to, anyway?

No thanks. I could only handle one of them.

when he drinks he goes to pieces…

Never was the name “Loose Parts” more appropriate.