Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 10, 2020

Let’s hope it’s not the police force. Especially if it is an emergency.

The sales force is strong with this one.

May the fourth looks good. Every year.

Love the hair!

I just want my internet back! Can we assume a 10 hour window, say, sometime between 8:00 and 6:00?

If that was EBAY GPS international they would have to state which month!

The Force truly is female…

But when will my decking material get here! Oh, wait, sorry. You’re Star Wars, and I ordered Trex.

Compensate me for this delay, you can!

Reduced staff, you know how it is.

“I find your unwillingness to accommodate me disturbing…”

“But I placed the order long ago, in a galaxy far, far away…”

Does Mr Blazek execute many business exchanges with this Skywalker and/or associates?

The Amazon Force is not amused…

I find your lack of scheduling disturbing.

Sorry sir, one of our shipping hubs near Endor blew up.

Let me verify the shipping address. Is Box R2D2 Tatooine correct?

Meanwhile, enjoy the farce.

Please make yourself available to convenience our workers that ‘may’ call between 8 AM and 5 PM THANK YOU

Ha ha! Lol!