Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 08, 2021

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    Leroy  over 3 years ago

    Blazes! Will you cut it out??

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    ekke  over 3 years ago

    It’s good to be all fired up.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Burning Man, Nevada

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Now we know what causes forest fires.

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    Denver Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Why are you promoting a slur against homosexuals?

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    they sound like real burnouts…

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    They’re hot to trot!

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    chaosed2  over 3 years ago

    Anyone else think they were fall leaf creatures at first?

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    Pocosdad  over 3 years ago

    If you keep acting like that, you’re going to make an ash of yourself.

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    zerotvus  over 3 years ago

    must be brits……

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    Their comments get exhausting.

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    bryce.gear  over 3 years ago

    Fanning the flames?

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    Prey  over 3 years ago

    Burnnnn!

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mind if I smoke?

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    katzenbooks45  over 3 years ago

    What about flaming os?

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    So, when they “court ’n spark”, is the ‘spark’ a baby?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Z6I62yvfg

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    Does anyone say “flaming prix” anymore?

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    “I wouldn’t pi** on you if you were on fire.”

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago

    They do their dating on Tinder.

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    Their tweets are pretty nasty as well.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Is this the source of “Can’t Touch This”?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And then they began to intercept earth news broadcasts and quickly became eager students.

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    ChazNCenTex  over 3 years ago

    They don’t call anyone an ash haul? Opportunity flared & sputtered out.

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Fried whatever brains they had, I guess.

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    They’re upset that the only humans who want to hang out with them arer those with large slabs of meat.

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    But the fire alien named Moe was known for that awesome cocktail he (supposedly) invented.

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    paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, if they need some creative insults, how about these?

    “You’re all wet!”

    “You think you’re hot fire but you’re really cold ashes!”

    “Burn me!”

    “You couldn’t ignite a lump of coal in the middle of a heat wave!”

    “You leave me cold!”

    (The Fire Aliens are invited to use any or all of these; no royalties expected.)

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