Blazes! Will you cut it out??
It’s good to be all fired up.
Burning Man, Nevada
Now we know what causes forest fires.
Why are you promoting a slur against homosexuals?
they sound like real burnouts…
They’re hot to trot!
Anyone else think they were fall leaf creatures at first?
If you keep acting like that, you’re going to make an ash of yourself.
must be brits……
Their comments get exhausting.
Fanning the flames?
Burnnnn!
Mind if I smoke?
What about flaming os?
So, when they “court ’n spark”, is the ‘spark’ a baby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Z6I62yvfg
Does anyone say “flaming prix” anymore?
“I wouldn’t pi** on you if you were on fire.”
They do their dating on Tinder.
Their tweets are pretty nasty as well.
Is this the source of “Can’t Touch This”?
And then they began to intercept earth news broadcasts and quickly became eager students.
They don’t call anyone an ash haul? Opportunity flared & sputtered out.
Fried whatever brains they had, I guess.
They’re upset that the only humans who want to hang out with them arer those with large slabs of meat.
But the fire alien named Moe was known for that awesome cocktail he (supposedly) invented.
Well, if they need some creative insults, how about these?
“You’re all wet!”
“You think you’re hot fire but you’re really cold ashes!”
“Burn me!”
“You couldn’t ignite a lump of coal in the middle of a heat wave!”
“You leave me cold!”
(The Fire Aliens are invited to use any or all of these; no royalties expected.)
November 25, 2017
Leroy over 3 years ago
Blazes! Will you cut it out??
ekke over 3 years ago
It’s good to be all fired up.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Burning Man, Nevada
Imagine over 3 years ago
Now we know what causes forest fires.
Denver Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why are you promoting a slur against homosexuals?
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
they sound like real burnouts…
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
They’re hot to trot!
chaosed2 over 3 years ago
Anyone else think they were fall leaf creatures at first?
Pocosdad over 3 years ago
If you keep acting like that, you’re going to make an ash of yourself.
zerotvus over 3 years ago
must be brits……
J Short over 3 years ago
Their comments get exhausting.
bryce.gear over 3 years ago
Fanning the flames?
Prey over 3 years ago
Burnnnn!
BearsDown Premium Member over 3 years ago
Mind if I smoke?
katzenbooks45 over 3 years ago
What about flaming os?
P51Strega over 3 years ago
So, when they “court ’n spark”, is the ‘spark’ a baby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Z6I62yvfg
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Does anyone say “flaming prix” anymore?
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
“I wouldn’t pi** on you if you were on fire.”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
They do their dating on Tinder.
Digital Frog over 3 years ago
Their tweets are pretty nasty as well.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
Is this the source of “Can’t Touch This”?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
And then they began to intercept earth news broadcasts and quickly became eager students.
ChazNCenTex over 3 years ago
They don’t call anyone an ash haul? Opportunity flared & sputtered out.
verticallychallenged Premium Member over 3 years ago
Fried whatever brains they had, I guess.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
They’re upset that the only humans who want to hang out with them arer those with large slabs of meat.
Daeder over 3 years ago
But the fire alien named Moe was known for that awesome cocktail he (supposedly) invented.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, if they need some creative insults, how about these?
“You’re all wet!”
“You think you’re hot fire but you’re really cold ashes!”
“Burn me!”
“You couldn’t ignite a lump of coal in the middle of a heat wave!”
“You leave me cold!”
(The Fire Aliens are invited to use any or all of these; no royalties expected.)