Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 19, 2021

Ya think??

That is a bad case of trapitis!

And you needed an x-ray for that? Are we sure that isn’t a duck in a doctor costume, because he is a quack.

better get a second opinion as insurance may not cover treatment

a mind like a steel trap…

“Doc, I’m here for a hemorrhoid. I’ve had that tarsal tunnel for years. "

He got that figured out, in a snap.

He was told to keep his trap shut.

Apparently they don’t teach physical diagnosis any more.

Well, just had to be sure.

Man’s inhumanity to rats

One time I found a glue trap on the opposite side of the room from where I left it, and there was a mouse shaped patch of fur on it. Full silhouette.

…and it’ll only cost a zillion dollars for all the high tech diagnostics we ran

Is there anything as nerve wracking as setting a Victor Rat trap? (not the mouse trap)

A Doctor of Podiatry I assume?

Looks like Doc suckered Rat into a needless X-ray. Cha-ching

No x-ray is needed to diagnose this rat’s medical problem!

I’d say he’s a victim of entrapment.

And they only billed the insurance company $10,000 (there were a lot of other tests run before they isolated the issue – treatment will be double that amount)

Be honest doc. Spring it on me.