Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 01, 2021

Abscess makes the jaw grow sorer.

Stop abscessing about it.

This is an example of why Dentists always try to keep your mouth full.

In dentist’s terms, abscess makes their account grow bigger…

Isn´t and Abcess the 3rd rate head of an Abbey?

You could do it yourself, like Tom Hanks in “Castaway.”

And that’s the tooth….

Absess makes the fart go “HONDA”.

In court it was determined to be abscess of malice.

perio apical or periodontal?

Finally had to have a molar removed, after it had been filled and refilled so often that there wasn’t much tooth left (and it cracked in half)… the dentist remarked that previous dentists had made a lot of money off that molar…

Abscess makes the profit grow

Abcess makes the farts go Honder. Really, it’s an old punch line from an old joke. One that has not aged well.

I once had a girlfriend who said abstinence makes the fond grow har…. I had best not complete that sentence.

Removing the abscess might.

It’s absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

he probably had to get a leave of abscess from his boss at work…

He was close, but, I think there’s something missing.