There is such a thing as a chicken cannon. It shoots dead birds at windshields and aircraft canopies to test them.
When I was in pilot training they told us that the canopy on the plane we were flying could withstand a bird strike traveling at 500 knots. When we asked if it was the plane traveling at 500 knots or the bird, they replied, “It doesn’t matter.”
After discontinuing their Puffed Rice and Puffed Wheat cereals, the Quaker Oats Company needed to figure out what to do with all those guns. So… they entered the fast-food business. It’s shot from guns!
allen@home over 2 years ago
“Incoming”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Duck!” “No, I said chicken.”
StephenRice over 2 years ago
Archie Bunker sez: “Ah, geeze. What a meathead!”
MikeJ over 2 years ago
Incoming!
Jeff0811 over 2 years ago
Reminds me of that old saying, be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
pcolli over 2 years ago
Cannon fodder….
backyardcowboy over 2 years ago
Your dentist will have to remove the tartare from your teeth.
John Wiley Premium Member over 2 years ago
The leftmost diner apparently ordered the “Howitzer Mashed Potatoes.”
derdave969 over 2 years ago
The wait staff hates it. Cuts way down on the tips.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Waiter…I asked for fried chicken. Not flying chicken..
William Bednar Premium Member over 2 years ago
Putin’s new wonder weapon: The Chicken Bazooka!
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
And when it hits him, it’ll explode.
dflak over 2 years ago
There is such a thing as a chicken cannon. It shoots dead birds at windshields and aircraft canopies to test them.
When I was in pilot training they told us that the canopy on the plane we were flying could withstand a bird strike traveling at 500 knots. When we asked if it was the plane traveling at 500 knots or the bird, they replied, “It doesn’t matter.”
KEA over 2 years ago
That’s as bad as “throwed rolls”. (a real thing)
l3i7l over 2 years ago
After discontinuing their Puffed Rice and Puffed Wheat cereals, the Quaker Oats Company needed to figure out what to do with all those guns. So… they entered the fast-food business. It’s shot from guns!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KadQn651sT4
Bex Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m still giggling.
Jody H. Premium Member over 2 years ago
It might be the LAST thing you see…
sandflea over 2 years ago
Incoming!!!!!
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
It’s all about the delivery.
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Does it come with a tossed salad ?
Lablubber over 2 years ago
It was the bomb.
guitarpicker56 over 2 years ago
Of course, a lot of starving people around the world could use a shot of chicken . . .
namelocdet over 2 years ago
DUCK!
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
the restaurant review said that the food there was fowl…