Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 20, 2022

His annoyance hit its Crest when Carol gave him the brush off.

It should be a big hit.

He will be publishing his collected works soon.

They say write about what you know….

But it has that real bacon flavour!

I think I’ll swap her out in about 3 months.

This guy really goes for the cutting edge issues.

“When I speak … which is not often … I only say a little bit … at a time.”

I am a writer. Mostly checks. A lot of people want my autograph, mostly my creditors.

He works for the Washington Post – this is his Colgate.

gonna show my age here… anyone else remember Ipana toothpaste? …and is Bucky Beaver now singing in your head?

But can you sing????

One of the most amazing performances of the year to date: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQGYv6Khk8E&t=1s

Wrote several novels for Reader’s Digest

He looks healthy enough to me to buy his own toothpaste or order it online.

She will put a cap on the relationship and give him the brushoff.

He may find himself with a few cavities unrelated to his brand of toothpaste.

My wife, I think I’ll keep her…