Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 21, 2022

A deer in your face is worth 2 at the salt lick.

Since his doctor ordered him to cut down on salt, guess who he shot.

His info isn’t worth a lick.

The Tattletale deer soon disappeared and was only seen on milk cartons after that.

There’s always a snitch in the herd.

And that’s why the other reindeer wouldn’t let Rudolph join in their reindeer games.

Nothing runs their mouth like a deer.

the flapping jaws are a telltale for the tattle-tail…