Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 24, 2023

Is that all. Thanks doc though it was something serious.

What a p****cat. [Nannybot got me]

Mr Whiskers then knocks his therapist off his chair.

And—-Did you just eat a rat?

Neener, Neener, Neener!

I have wary cats. They aren’t necessarily scared.

What did Mr. Whiskers eat before the appointment? I mean, come on! Look at that gut!

Bert Lahr played the biggest scaredy cat of all.

Better than a scary cat. We had one that would hide around a corner and when you walked passed, would jump out and attack your legs.

He wasn’t a scaredy cat eight lives ago.

Life Projection Anxiety Disorder

sounds normal

It sounds so much better when you use those technical terms.

This therapist doesn’t pussyfoot around.