Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 23, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago

    I prefer nighty – it can be nice and naughty

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    Digital Frog  12 months ago

    Nauce is the Australian good list

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    markkahler52  12 months ago

    Nauce for Sauce! (Saucy is a good space between Naught and Nice)

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    MRBLUESKY529  12 months ago

    I think most of us would be on the "Nauce list.

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    CrzyDyeman  12 months ago

    Instead of coal, do they get petroleum jelly?

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    Tired  12 months ago

    The elves would be a little taller if they didn’t have so much turned up for their feet and toes.

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    Bellboy  12 months ago

    So ultimately only 81 people are getting something.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  12 months ago

    Hey Santa! I’ll give you CASH MONEY for the names & numbers of all the girls (women) on your NAUGHTY LIST!!

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    paullp Premium Member 12 months ago

    So with great toys on one end of the spectrum, and coal on the other, what do kids on the nauce list get? Their gifts fall into the “meh” category. The gifts sit on closet shelves for a few months before Mom decides to donate them to the local thrift store — and the kids don’t even notice.

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    Good one.

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    wrloftis  12 months ago

    It’s a new Christmas dinner tradition; nauce sauce.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago

    Formerly Known as Santa’s, meh list.

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    mistercatworks  12 months ago

    I believe “Nuance” would be a better addition. The moral world is not black-and-white.

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    Lablubber   12 months ago

    Is Santa a victim of the war on coal?

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    Cozmik Cowboy  12 months ago

    And now up pops a perfume jingle from early-’60s radio:

    Suddenly

    You’re everything that you want to be

    A little bit naughty but heavenly

    With Heaaaaveeeen SSce-e-ent!"

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  12 months ago

    Squint a little and it becomes nuance.

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    Bryan Smith Premium Member 12 months ago

    How about “noice”?

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