So with great toys on one end of the spectrum, and coal on the other, what do kids on the nauce list get? Their gifts fall into the “meh” category. The gifts sit on closet shelves for a few months before Mom decides to donate them to the local thrift store — and the kids don’t even notice.
Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago
I prefer nighty – it can be nice and naughty
Digital Frog 12 months ago
Nauce is the Australian good list
markkahler52 12 months ago
Nauce for Sauce! (Saucy is a good space between Naught and Nice)
MRBLUESKY529 12 months ago
I think most of us would be on the "Nauce list.
CrzyDyeman 12 months ago
Instead of coal, do they get petroleum jelly?
Tired 12 months ago
The elves would be a little taller if they didn’t have so much turned up for their feet and toes.
Bellboy 12 months ago
So ultimately only 81 people are getting something.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN 12 months ago
Hey Santa! I’ll give you CASH MONEY for the names & numbers of all the girls (women) on your NAUGHTY LIST!!
paullp Premium Member 12 months ago
So with great toys on one end of the spectrum, and coal on the other, what do kids on the nauce list get? Their gifts fall into the “meh” category. The gifts sit on closet shelves for a few months before Mom decides to donate them to the local thrift store — and the kids don’t even notice.
ladykat 12 months ago
Good one.
wrloftis 12 months ago
It’s a new Christmas dinner tradition; nauce sauce.
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Formerly Known as Santa’s, meh list.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
I believe “Nuance” would be a better addition. The moral world is not black-and-white.
Lablubber 12 months ago
Is Santa a victim of the war on coal?
Cozmik Cowboy 12 months ago
And now up pops a perfume jingle from early-’60s radio:
Suddenly
You’re everything that you want to be
A little bit naughty but heavenly
With Heaaaaveeeen SSce-e-ent!"
Pharmakeus Ubik 12 months ago
Squint a little and it becomes nuance.
Bryan Smith Premium Member 12 months ago
How about “noice”?