Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 21, 2024

He lights up her life!

She turns him on!

He’s just watt she wanted.

I finally met someone. What’s he like? Well, he’s really bright…

Well, at least he hasn’t LED her astray.

How many mouth’s does it take to screw a light bulb?

There must be some heat between them. Tungsten bulb.

He’s useless around her house; he’s old and not very efficient. (although his threads mean he might be good at ……(sorry, family strip))

He seems to be a bright lad.

‘Oops! We thought this was the Moth Ball’

Wait until the moth leaves him for the bulb in the ceiling.

I do.

You don’t have to raise a stink (bug) over it. Just bee nice and try not to get TICked off by her choice.

Hiiis light switch brings all the girls to the yard…

I’m seeing a lot of red flags in this relationship, considering how he lured her in with his hypnotic glow. She needs to get away from this Svengali.

This relationship is going to end in burnout.

But then a lightbulb went off in his head and he understood why.

She’s just like her "moth"er.

Lights up her life.

especially since he’s such a dim bulb…