Reminds me of the funeral scene from one episode of Northern Exposure. One of the town’s residents was hit by a falling satellite, but the heat of re-entry fused them together making it impossible to separate them. The remains had to be buried, but the casket had all sorts of antennas and things poking out at all different angles. The entire funeral party eventually broke down in laughter.
C about 2 months ago
Sounds like a long, drawn out eulogy
Imagine about 2 months ago
That’s stretching it.
SHIVA about 2 months ago
I’ve read that would happen if you fall into a black hole!!!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago
We’re all here to say, so looooooooonnnngggg, Hank!
A# 466 about 2 months ago
Right up there with Blaine’s story about the remarkable ram …
Doug K about 2 months ago
Just because Hank went through the extruder machine and ended up the way he did, in the shape he was, doesn’t mean that he had to be left that way.
Bellboy about 2 months ago
Pity the pallbearers and gravediggers!
wongo about 2 months ago
Hanks new nickname: Stretch
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 2 months ago
Couldn’t he have been folded?
Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago
Reminds me of the guy who fell int the lens grinding machine.
He made a big spectacle of himself.
Pickled Pete about 2 months ago
Then there was the guy who got fired for sticking his thingy into the pickle slicer..
mindjob about 2 months ago
I’ll remember him whenever I eat my favorite breakfast cereal
FireAnt_Hater about 2 months ago
That’s horrible.
MichiganMitten about 2 months ago
Ew.
Norris66 about 2 months ago
Hank had quite the lengthy career.
Lablubber about 2 months ago
Going to be a long service. Will need extra pallbearers too.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Hank specified cremation but it’s that kind of company.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 2 months ago
Raise your hand if you had to Google “Extruder Machine” – don’t act like it’s just me!
gopher gofer about 2 months ago
so long, hank…
Claymore Premium Member about 2 months ago
Reminds me of the funeral scene from one episode of Northern Exposure. One of the town’s residents was hit by a falling satellite, but the heat of re-entry fused them together making it impossible to separate them. The remains had to be buried, but the casket had all sorts of antennas and things poking out at all different angles. The entire funeral party eventually broke down in laughter.