Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 02, 2024

i.e., a fake fake.

Now you’re just mocking me…

Two mocks make a real!

It seems a fake Manhattan to me

I’ve been to Manhattan … nothing fake about it!

He’ll be in fight-mode in no time flat!!

Are those fake glasses and bottles under the counter?

Like a double negative – they cancel. A double fake makes a real.

Things have run a mock.

Fun fact: All bourbons are whiskys, but not all whiskys are bourbons. This ends today’s lesson in set theory.

Better make mine a double

When he keels over from too much alcohol, they’ll mock him.

Why Whiskey and Bourbon?

Still not as good as a pangalactic gargle blaster.

Here I thought pinning a cotton ball on your behind for a rabbit costume was a “mock tail.”

No extra charge for the real hangover.

Give me three fingers’ worth barkeep.

“I’ll Have What The Gentleman On The Floor Is Having” – Shoe

mock-mockwho’s there?mockmock who?yeah, well mock you too!