Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 30, 1998
Transcript:
Miss Phelps and Mr. Fogarty celebrate Halloween at Miss Phelps apartment. Miss Phelps, who is dressed as Elvira, laughs and says, "Fogarty, you look so absurd in that kilt!" Mr. Fogarty, who is dressed as a scotsman says, "I look absurd?! What about you? You look..." Miss Phelps says, "I look outlandishly provocative." Miss Phelps says, "... I do, don't I?" Mr. Fogarty says, "Sure, and I look like Mel Gibson. Let's eat."
Miss Phelps at least tries.