Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 30, 1999
Transcript:
Luann sits in Miss Phelps' office. Miss Phelps says, "Luann, I called you in because you were tardy twice last w-" Luann says, "My best friend asked Aaron Hill to the dance. How could she do that?" Miss Phelps says, "Pardon?" as Luann continues, "Is she trying to hurt me? Did I do something to her? Does she like him? What if they hit it off?" Miss Phelps puts her hands on her hips and says, "Could we use our time to discuss something important?" Luann says, "Oh, tardies?"
Miss Phelps is truly the perfect portrait of the average school counselor.