Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 31, 1999
Transcript:
Luann stands at her locker and thinks, "What irony, Bernice is going to the dance with Aaron Hill and I'm going with Gunther. Instead of being excited and happy about the dance, I'm angry and depressed.." Gunther says, "Luann!" Gunther says, "Look! I got new shoes for the Dance! And I'm getting a haircut tomorrow! This is so exciting! I can't wait!" Luann thinks, "He sure can mess up a lousy mood" Gunther says, "And wait'll you smell the cologne I'm gonna wear!!"
Poor dude… I feel sorry for him. He deserves better.