Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 03, 2000
Transcript:
Frank is standing in the bedroom with a bath towel wrapped around his waist, looking at his reflection in the mirror. Frank thinks out loud to himself: "Sheez. Mid-life and gravity don't mix. This body is definately not Y2K compliant". Frank still looking at himself in front of the mirror wags his finger and says: "Well, I refuse to go to pot! It's time to turn back the clock! Reclaim the old bod! I'll join a gym and transform this saggy, middle-aged man into..." Frank then raises both arms as if posing as a body builder in front of the mirror and thinks out aloud: " Sculpted seventies boy!!".
It’s not paranoia if they really are out to get you.