Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 30, 2000

Transcript:

Luann is in a biology lab with Bernice, who is adjusting a microscope. Luann says, "Anyway, I finally told Aaron about Stuart but I acted like it was no big deal. Then HE told me about a girl he met in Maine, Claudia, who he's in LOVE with!" Luann continues, "So now I'm wondering, (A)Why did I downplay Stuart and (B)Why am I insanely annoyed about this stupid CLODIA?" Luann crosses her arms and asks, "Any theories, Bernice?" Bernice replies, "Yes. I believe your brain has shriveled up so small that it's rolled out your ear canal and - Oh. Here it is on your sweater." Bernice points to a spot on Luann's sweater.