Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 27, 2014
April 26, 2014
April 28, 2014
Transcript:
Dad: "Oh, good. You got the "maximum relief" Aspirin. I'm tired of the "minimum relief" stuff. Eye drops for "sensitive eyes"? Aren't all eyes sensitive?" Dad: "What's this? Provides liquid hydration!" Well. That's gotta be better than solid hydration. Ah! Healthy Nutrition" and "Wholesome goodness." Two of my favorite meaningless phrases!" Dad: "Uh-oh. You got "ultra soothing" shave creme. I really don't need to be soothed more than just "super." Wait..."super" is less than "ultra" right? Or is it more than "extra" but less than "plus"?" Mom: "Do you want to do the shopping from now on?" Dad: "No. I just like to provide the post shopping commentary. "Kills bugs dead!" Okaaay..."
“Shoes repaired, while you wait”… as if I have any other choice? – “4 out of 5 Doctors recommend ‘Darnitol’ "… that 5th doctor is just jealous… - The sign says: “Sorry, we’re closed. Come back again!”… Yeah? Well… if you were really sorry, then why do you keep doing it, every day? And instead of coming back, I think I’ll just camp out until you open up, again…. -“The best product money can buy!”… OH!… So that’s why they look at me funny, when I try to give them buttons…. – “55 Billion served!”…. That must have been some day for those workers! Boy, I’m glad I waited till now to go there!…