Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 25, 2016
June 24, 2016
June 26, 2016
Transcript:
luann: let's think of something fun to do this summer. it has to be evenings, 'cuz i work... bernice: and cheap 'cuz i'm broke luann: ok, so let's see... bernice: hm... luann: oh, come on! there must be something! bernice: i got zip
Hold It, Hold it, HOLD IT!
You’re “BROKE” Bern? How Could THIS be when You got All that “Scholarship Money” and those “Secret College Grants” the High School Guidance Counselors Hide and only ever give out to Their “Pets” and the rest of the Kids Don’t Find out about it until Graduation when it’s too Late?
You KNOW Perfectly Well “What Scholarship Money” Ms Bern-ice! The Money that My Fellow Forum Posters SWORE to Me You GOT, in a rather HEATED Exchange a Few Weeks AGO! And “THEY” would NEVER Lie or Pull Facts Out of the Air Just to WIN an Argument, Now WOULD “They?” Would “They” Bernice??
[GASP!] Maybe, Just MAYBE, “They” WOULD! CURSES! As Denzel Washington said in the Movie “Malcolm X” I’ve Been “HAD! TOOK! BAMBOOZLED, RUN-A-MUCK, LED ASTRAY!!!”
Oh, Wait-Person Oxford?? Irish COFFEE, M’Lad and be Lively! I MUST Ponder this DISTURBING Turn of Events!
(No, DON’T put it on Sukie’s Tab THIS Time! She’s STILL Mad from Yesterday. Put it on Mikey’s. He hasn’t been around for awhile….,