Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 19, 2017
Transcript:
knute: the other day someone asked me if you're my girlfriend crystal: oh? and wha'd you say? knute: well, i had to think about it. we're not a couple as much as a pair. we're not an "item" we're more of a "thing" we hang out but don't date. so i said we're a pair of things that hang crystal: if you were talking to a girl, she probably thought earrings. if it was a guy- knute: fuzzy dice! i know!
Props to Greg for his Pastis-like ability to slip that one past the comic censors. :-)
It even made the minion take notice.