Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 04, 2018

no wonder why the shoulders of Miss DeGroot are so stiff

Guys don’t have to worry about that. All of our clothes just end up on the floor anyway.

“No wire hangers, ever!”

The Shoulder pads look thick!

Yes guys are lucky they don’t have to worry about that.

The sweater is the one with the memory.

Sunday foible. New arc, or continuance of the Tiffany/An/Les arc tomorrow.

I thought the shoulders were elevated because the artist had drawn those shoulder pads that idiot designers installed in women’s clothes awhile back, allegedly because some women’s shoulders weren’t evenly matched.

The sweater bumps, you say? Oh, wait. ;D

Never say all you know, Bernice. Just let Luann think you are ultra-observant with an unfailing memory, no matter why.

Mr. Rogers never had to worry….he used those straight wood hangers, “fresh off a tree”, rotated his stock, and slickly switched out from sweater to sweater, each day. It’s probably why his song was so long, trying to work his apparel onto all the racks and organizers and such….

I always catch that when I put on my sweater.

And that’s the moment when Luann realized she had a new argument for why she leaves her things lying around….

“It’s Always Been One Of My Hang-Ups”

“A Year Of Wednesday”

“Camel Is The New Black”

“A Poke On The Shoulder”

“Knot What You Think”

“Epaulet, Generally”

“Making A Mountain Out Of A Mole Hill”

“Head And Shoulders Above The Rest”

“Bend Me, Shape Me” (♬)

“That’s Just About The Sides Of It”

“Fashion Unconscious”

“Wired Help Is Hard To Find”

or

“Just A Couple Of Hunches”

ANNIE

PRISON

Hanger bumps: 0%; Sweater Meat: 100%!!

You are NOT supposed to hang sweaters on a hanger. That’s what drawers are for. I alway hate when I am shopping in a store and especially when you get to the clearance rack and find sweaters hanging there. All stretched out with bumps from the hangers. Who’s gonna buy that?

simple solution: don’t buy sweaters.

I thought they were called “hanger nipples”…

Me like sweater bumps! Whatever happened to the “Sweater Girl?”

Tomorrow begins “The Battle For Papa Farrell!” and on and on…

Haven’t worn a sweater in decades, since moving South.

Ideally, sweaters should never be hung. They’ll stretch out. They should be folded and stored flat. But if you do hang them up and get those bumps, just pat them down with a little water and they’ll flatten right out. I get those on my knit tops all the time.

Oh, wrong humps.

Never hang sweaters. They make for cheesy Sunday punchlines.

Why would anyone HANG sweaters?? They will stretch downward due to gravity and get should humps regardless of how carefully the arm-shoulder seam are placed – GRAVITY. Sweaters are to always be folded and stored in drawers. They are also to be dried over sofa – not chair because the back is thinner. Sofa is more puffy. No matter how low you set the dryer for sweaters, they still shrink – as long as there is heat, they shrink.

These girls bring to mind John Steinbeck’s Tortilla Flat.

Maybe today’s strip was a little homage to ’80’s women’s fashion??!!

Elementary, Dr. Luann!

Will we see Ann in handcuffs as the police lock her up in her cell in tomorrow strip!

Can’t argue with a successful cartoonist, but this story line is starting to wear thin. ’Bout time Luann got a little romance in her life.

Steve and I both have broad shoulders and even the hangers that are supposed to compensate for that don’t succeed. Yes, our closet door tends to stay open, and we have Quaker peg boards over the closet doors to hold some things that are too wide in the shoulders.

Joe, I am wondering if Ann walked off with Tiffany’s phone. ???? If so, Tiffany’s dad likely has paid for it and Tiff could call him using Les’s phone or a Fuse phone and tell him that someone who tried to sell her counterfeit clothing stole her phone. Then he could have the phone traced and the police would find Ann with it and with any remaining trademark and logo violating counterfeit goods! YAY! I sooooooo hope for that.

Why are their boobs accented in white? That looks odd…

When but a mere pup I had learned the evils that hangers can do to sweaters, which is why all mine reside folded up and stashed in drawers or on shelves…. Luann should know this, too!

Lol been there

Lol been there