Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for April 27, 2003
Transcript:
From TV: In other news, a New York man is suing Lucky Cow because its food tastes too good! The man claims he became addicted to the burger mega-chain and it made him unhealthily overweight! Boy: Maybe Clare should sue Lucky Cow because her zits keep her from getting dates! Clare: Maybe I should sue you for possession of deadly breath. Gary: All right, nobody's suing anybody...
I think they passed a bill prohibiting those kind of lawsuits.