Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for August 31, 2003
Transcript:
Man: So my buddy Ralphie's carrying this tub of pig entrails when he slips on some cow blood... well, he just goes flying and pig innards are everywhere-- on the ground, in his hair, you name it-- So I yells out, "Hey everybody! Ralphie just spilled his guts!" Ha ha ha! Gary: Ha ha ha! Never trade anecdotes with a meat packer.