Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for January 29, 2006
Transcript:
Neil: Do you want my candy stash, Leticia? Leticia: No, thanks, Neil... but why are you giving it away? Neil: I'm giving up candy for New Year's! Leticia: I thought you already made and broke that resolution. Neil: Yes, I did - but today is the Chinese New Year! So I get a second chance! Are you sure you don't want the candy? It's just going in the dumpster. Leticia: I'm sure, Neil. Neil: Suit yourself! How long until the Jewish New Year?