Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for March 01, 2015
February 28, 2015
March 02, 2015
Transcript:
Child: Did you remember to put a toy in my bag? Elvin: I sure did! Leticia: See, I don't like the whole toy thing. Clare: Why not, Leticia? Leticia: Well, if you're a girl, we always give you the doll. Clare: Right. Leticia: And if you're a boy, we give you the rocket launcher. Clare: So? Leticia: So Lucky Cow shouldn't be in the business of telling kids what they can and cannot like! What if a girl wants a rocket or a boy wants a doll? We should let them choose for themselves! Kids would appreciate a choice! Woman: Hey! You gave my boy a girl's toy! If he grows up to be a sissy, I'm suing for a mint! Leticia: Parents, on the other hand...
“Madam, you might want to give that little toerag a haircut every now and then.”