Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for January 14, 2017
Transcript:
Barry: Hey, Dude. Neil: Hi,Barry! Hi, Corey! What's happening? Barry: Dude, score us some free fries. Neil: Um...I don't know if I should... Barry: What are you...a wuss? Corey: Yeah, wuss. Are you a wuss? Devil: Neil. These guys are popular...turning them down is social suicide! Angel: Neil, stealing is wrong. Television Character: You'd be more popular if you used Listerine Pocketpacks. Devil: Neil, this is a chance to please the in crowd! Angel: At the expense of our conscience, Neil! Television Character: To control unsightly dandruff, use Head and Shoulders! Neil: Sorry, guys. I can't score you any fries. Barry: Then you just scored yourself a wedgie tomorrow. Carry: Yeah, wuss. Devil: Think of halo-head while you nurse that wedgie. Angel: We say "bring it on," don't we, Neil? Television Character: For sore wedgies, I recommend Preparation H!
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