Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for August 12, 2017
August 11, 2017
August 13, 2017
Transcript:
Cow: Do you hate vegetables as much as I do? Well, I have to eat them because they're all my gastrointestinal system can digest...but you don't have to! That's why Lucky Cow has created a line of meat-based vegetable substitutes! Do your vegetarian friends get "offended" when you eat meat? Well, they'll be none the wiser! Beefoccoli It looks like broccoli, tastes like broccoli, but it's all beef, baby! Porkarrots They're crunchy. They're orange. They're pork! Chickorn Get the great texture of corn with the even better flavor of chicken! Lucky Cow If it's found in nature, it probably isn't Lucky Cow.
A sure way for the SHOGGULU to fool those not eating meat into doing so. Slick and insidious. Meat in the form of vegetables. What an idea.