Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for October 19, 2019
Transcript:
Man: Merry Christmas, son! Neil: Oh, boy! What is it, Dad? Man: It's a chameleon, Neil.. you've always wanted one! Neil: Wow! A chameleon! There it is! I see it! Or is that it there? Woman: First thing tomorrow, you buy that lizard, Mr. Procratinator. Celebrate the holidays with our Wreath O' Fried Food!
Dad my chameleon has the best camouflage. I can’t even tell if I’m looking at him or not.