Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for October 22, 2019
Transcript:
Neil: Hello, sir! Would you like to try a free sample? Leticia: Neil, this is my friend Dan. He doesn't eat meat. Neil: Oh! You're a vegetarian like Leticia? Man: No way! I would never kill innocent carrots or beets for food! Neil: Er... you don't eat vegetables either? What do you eat? Leticia: Sunlight... Dan's a photosynthetic. Man: Is there a tanning salon near here? I'm famished!
I thought people who didn’t eat meat or vegetables were oxygenarians, living solely on air.