Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for May 26, 2024
Transcript:
Clare: I saw this thing on TV about three-toed sloths... they're the slowest mammals on earth! The go so slow, predators don't even notice them. They just hang around upside down while the world rushes by. The whole time they have these bemused smiles on their faces, like they really know wht life's about. Elvin: Clare, twenty people are waiting for their burgers! You're a sloth! Clare: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you! Man: Check out my bemused smile!
Neil makes his appearance onstage. Be amused!