Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for April 23, 2021

Flight cancelled. Try again later. Discount travel.

Not to mention the pesky ads that will play before you get to hear your reading.

Say it a thousand different ways, but in the end, ‘Money Talks’!

I could have done better with the 8-ball on my pool table.

Next time, don’t cross her palm with aluminum foil.

Here is the complete list of original Magic 8 Ball responses:

It is certain

It is decidedly so

Without a doubt

Yes, definitely

You may rely on it

As I see it, yes

Most likely

Outlook good

Yes

Signs point to yes

Reply hazy try again

Ask again later

Better not tell you now

Cannot predict now

Concentrate and ask again

Don’t count on it

My reply is no

My sources say no

Outlook not so good

Very doubtful

You get what you pay for.

Oooh, looks like he’s behind the 8-ball, now!!