Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for October 04, 2015
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Constant barking Mrs. Snyder: Be nice, please! Mr. Snyder: I'm going to shut him up once and for all! Phil! Your dog woke me up again... Phil: It wasn't Marmaduke. Mr. Snyder: Uh, uh... well I'll be! This is hard to believe. Phil: Told you. Mr. Snyder: Marjorie! Come out here! You've got to see this. Winston has a barking doghouse! Phil: No, no...he taught his pet parrot to talk! Dog Gone Funny: Evansville, IN. Julia Stark's golden retriever gulps his dinner down without chewing, licks his bowl, gets a drink, licks his bowl, then a few minutes later he comes back and licks his bowl again!
Reminds me of mynah bird in a coal mining town that learned to imitate the screeching brakes of the coal trucks.