Matt Bors for January 04, 2010

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For every member of Al Qaeda in Afghanistan, we are sending 1,000 soldiers. SQUEAK SQUEAK Soldier: Efficient. Backing that army is an even BIGGER army of lavishly paid contractors hauling supplies and washing their underwear. 225 K plus bennies 30-Hour Work Week With a few armed hillbillies, Osama has created more jobs than Obama. Osama Bin Laden: He's Hoover, I'm FDR. Now he can unleash his most DEVASTATING attack on America... CLOSED Osama Bin Laden: Al Qaeda has disbanded. It's over. Go home. PINK SLIP ...the 9/11 of layoffs.