Matt Bors for January 06, 2010
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YEMEN! Man #1: Wait - Yemen now? Really? Man #2: WHAT'S A YEMEN?! It's been the central hub of Al Qaeda since AT LEAST last week. Man #3: Could change any minute... Follow us on Twitter for the latest. Add it to the WAR ON TERROR LEXICON. President Barack Obama: Our AF-PAK -Men Raq-Knick Nack Patty Whack strategy is working. New! And don't be rude - bone up on the place before we bomb it! Gulf of Pirates Prez: Dr. Evil YEMEN Capital: Terror Town Main Export: Underwear Bombs Sea of Additional Pirates Don't worry, there won't be a quiz later.