Matt Bors for January 11, 2010
January 06, 2010
January 13, 2010
Transcript:
The year is 2050 and whites are now a minority in America. That's given rise to the occasional terror attack from a crazy cracker. White Power Man: WHITE POW-A! Most Americans agree the need to feel safe trumps political correctness. Politician: Pasty male Jesus freaks should go on a NO-FLY LIST! It only makes sense to give travelers from Germany an hour-long strip search before flights. The place is a honkie hotbed! Idaho has been converted into a detention camp. Militia members, no trials. But the terrorists are always testing the system for holes. White Power Man #2: First I tan, then I attack! SEIG HEIL
