Matt Bors for April 26, 2010

Transcript:

The Supreme Court justices have revealed they don't know what century we are in. Judge Roberts: "What is the difference between e-mail and a pager?" ROBERTS Which is hilarious, save for the part where they make rulings on technology they found out about five minutes ago. News Anchor: ...a 6-3 decision in GET OFF MY LAWN V. THE PRESENT. Of course, we can't SEE how out of touch they are since they still won't allow cameras in court... Judge: I've HEARD of this "camera." It's like a steam engine but with more magic, yes? But here's what it looks like every day: Judge Roberts: Whatever it is we're talking about, corporations can do it to us! Judge: While on steroids and acid.