Matt Bors for April 28, 2010
Transcript:
An Iranian cleric says immodest women are the cause of earthquakes. Iranian Cleric: I don't want none unless you got veils, hon! RUMBLE Sure, scientists say tectonic plates are to blame. But they've been wrong before. Scientist: Maggots come from rotting meat! So let's give both sides equal time. BAM BAM BAM Put the theory in school books. TEXAS SCHOOL BOARD APPROVED. Teach the controversy. Teacher: The next Lady Gaga video could trigger the big one.