Matt Bors for February 27, 2013
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Become a decorated Drone Hero! New from the Pentagon, collect your medals for uncommon valor in remote robot combat! Bronze Droner: Collateral carnage above and beyond the call of duty. The Purple Heart: For repetitive stress injury at the joystick. Distinguished Wedding Crasher: Repeated disruption of Afghan nuptials. The Slippery Slope Medallion: For the slightly worrisome bombing of a U.S. citizen.