Matt Bors for March 06, 2013
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Representative: We'll mimic your poor grammar, subtle sexism, and desperate need for attention! Friend 1: He's in a better place now. Friend 2: I know. He checked in on Foursquare. Ready for this? The new service Liveson will keep your Twitter account "tweeting even after you've passed away." Completely necessary! And Liveson analyzes your syntax so your social afterlife sounds just like you. So get ready for the Internet to be even more obnoxious. We're in The Ninth Friend Circle of Hell.