Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for September 11, 2024

Well… Off the top of my head….

If toupees are outlawed, only convicted felons will have toupees.

Must be a loaded toupee.

You can get a fantastic toupee depending how much you’re willing to pay..

Had to look it up – What does molon labe mean?From the Greek for “come and take them,” molon labe is a slogan used to express defiance, and is frequently employed by gun-rights advocates in the US.

“Deep State” Mike?

There it is!

Thanks. I’ll cancel the raid. ☺️

If Garfield was a coonskin cap….

Had to look up molon labe. I know way less ancient Greek than the average cartoonist

Around here, “molon labe” means “if you want free guns and ammo, just break into my pickup truck.”

People don’t seem to realize that the government isn’t nearly as interested in their silly popgun collection as druggies and other lowlifes looking for such things to sell or use themselves…