Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 16, 2020

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    wldhrsy2luv  almost 5 years ago

    Not funny.

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    Ontman  almost 5 years ago

    New rules to stay alive.

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    Jeff0811  almost 5 years ago

    Rules are incomplete.

    1. Check messages.

    2. Look left.

    3. Look right.

    4. Check messages again real quick before crossing.

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    wingrest  almost 5 years ago
    5.get hit buy a truck
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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve been “heads down” when looking at my phone. However, I come to a stop to look at the screen. Also, I am the kind of person who has to remove my gum from my mouth before stepping out.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    Unless you’re in a territory of Great Britain. Either way, phone-off-in-pocket is good advice, especially when walking with children. Good time to communicate with them. Saw a lady pushing her young child in an open stroller. Child was reaching out for border flowers, looking around, and verbalizing. Mother was busy with phone and missing on one more great chance to bond with her child. Sad. Time with the child should be spent with the child.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    People on phones crossing streets are striving to win Darwin Awards and Here’s Your Sign!!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Nothing wrong with that sequence.. its when they stop mid street to check messages that problems arise.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Mom just earned another de-merit badge.

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    sandflea  almost 5 years ago

    Turn the damn thing off. You’re not that important.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    If you are multitasking, you check the traffic then check the screen while traffic clears.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Every so often I notice one or more kids (usually) walking directly towards me with their heads down looking at their phones. I wait until they almost run into me and then shout “Heads Up!” The startled look on their faces is precious.

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    dtercho  almost 5 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYgTM1pPjKQ

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