Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 20, 2022

Shouldn’t joke about them; they’re real. I just got back from their annual convention, and I’m proud to say I was elected Past President.

Don’t put off tomorrow what you can put off today.

It actually starts tomorrow.

I say, “Do your procrastinating tomorrow.”

Tomorrow is the greatest invention in time management.

A lot of us are just now getting around to 2019 chores that we originally put off till say March of 2020.

My mom was president for several years. She was kicked out for sending her Christmas cards on time. Once they found out the cards were meant to have been sent three years prior she was re-instated.

Because of an increase in measles cases in 2019.

I’m going to wait until next year to attend.

It always pays to be late!

Well, THAT WORKED OUT WELL!

That ought to be a swinging door :} )