Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 09, 2022

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    Copy-&-Paste  about 2 years ago

    I have a tip, “Forget It!”

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    MeanBob Premium Member about 2 years ago

    No, they’re too sneaky for that, they’ll just add an amount and call it miscellaneous services.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I know I’m reaching a tipping point on those bills!

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “Be kind to your mother”.

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    Some utility bills have come down. Remember when you paid for long distance telephone calling and your contract got sold to another company all the time?

    Even gasoline isn’t overpriced when compared to years ago. In 1965, a gallon of gas cost 25 cents. The price of everything has gone up about 13 times since then. So that same gallon would cost $3.25 today. That’s about what my local station charges now.

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    chadpolenz  about 2 years ago

    Simon Holland already made this joke on twitter a few months ago

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It’s called a “Fuel Surcharge”, and it’s already added to your check…

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    Tips at the tables and those at registers are supposedly shared among the staff, but who does the actual split?

    Nowadays, I run into the ‘rounding up’ button on lots of screens. Kinda tacky in a business. I like the no button for that.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The real stupidity to this whole thing is not paying people a living wage for the work they do. Tipping is a “Merican” invention that should have never been invented.

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    MRC112  about 2 years ago

    No, they won’t ask you for a tip amount; they’ll just add it to the bill

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 years ago

    Check out the “City Fees.”

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    tlmatcsc  about 2 years ago

    Don’t give them any ideas.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Seems fair.. they do provide a service and a better one than you would get at.. say, the Olive Gardens.

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    MaryBethJavorek1  about 2 years ago

    I refuse to leave a tip in a fast food restaurant that I have to order at the counter, pick up when they call my number and after finishing I take to the garbage can

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    PoodleGroomer  about 2 years ago

    There is no tip big enough for a crew resplicing broken high voltage lines after an ice storm.

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    Corpse Horn Light Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Drat you, Mr. Stahler! DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS! 0_o

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    davanden  about 2 years ago

    That should be easy.

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    tee929  about 2 years ago

    Our refuse company has a “tipping charge”…..

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    ajakimber425  about 2 years ago

    Forget it! For those of you who paid your bills online. They should give you a tip for saving them money on paper.

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