Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 18, 2023

It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.

My wife calls me her Rice Krispies Lover.

I’ve earned every ache and pain, including my knees. But I had a lot of fun ruining them so I can’t blame anyone but me.

It’s the POPs that get to me sometimes.

All that bending!

One of my knees is 62 years younger.

Wait until your back adds the tenor line.

All my joints feel that way.

Yeah. People my age are so much older than I am.

“You should hear them from the outside,” she said.

That applies to a lot of my body parts, actually.

My right knee sounds like rusty ball bearings.

Yep mine sound like I’m cooking some jiffy pop .

I’m 67. My left knee is 7 yrs old, the right is 6. Can’t run anymore, but it doesn’t sound like a porn movie anymore when I’m going up or down stairs!

When I walk upstairs my knees sound like little bags of pennies being shaken. Not stirred.