Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 30, 2024

My coworker made a Kit Kat and jelly sandwich. He also made a Peanut Butter Cup and jelly sandwich.

And for breakfast diabetes

Our mom use to sift through our candy the next day in front of us to teach us what was bad an what was good. I did that with my kids. All apples, even the candy and caramel in the trash.

That’s about to be one sick little witch.

Halloween: sponsored by big pharma.

Our parents would allow us to sit down to one big gorge fest as soon as we got the haul. The bellyache proved to be a deterrent to that behaviour……until I reached teen years, that is.

Little Witches Addicted To Sugar Be VERY Loco!

I like that trunk-or-treats are becoming more popular. There’s more activity for the kids and they are corralled in one area instead of dodging in and out of traffic. It’s just a lot safer and more fun.

Unfortunately, our local rec center had to cancel theirs. The place is also an early voting site. Having a bunch of children hyped up on sugar in a parking lot with people trying to squeeze in voting after work was not a good idea.

Mom better get out the harness and a tie down. Sugar is gonna send this kid off earth.

Original Hallowe’en is one scary day. Tuesday next could be worse.

I’ll just have the entree.

Snickers should be the entree because it has bit more protein.

Swap the Kitkats for peanut M&Ms and I’m in!

(As a young man I would sometimes break my fast with black coffee & a Snickers. And I weighed about 100 lbs less then; maybe I should go back to that.)

That’s right, Reese’s then KitKats then Snickers.

Reese’s last it’s the gourmet entree.