Monty by Jim Meddick for August 18, 2001
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?I know it seems crazy?why would anyone want to be the size of a bug?? ?But I?m tellin? ya, its great!? ?My 12-inch ?Goldstar? is like a super wide-screen TV!? ?My ?Walkman? headset is like subwoofer ?surround sound?? ?And my savings on grocery bills! I?ve been eating this same ?Dorito? for two days!? ?Hmm?my savings on ?Miller Genuine Draft? alone could be substantial?? ?Speaking of MGD?pour me another bottle cap, will you??