Monty by Jim Meddick for August 20, 2001
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?Um, I think someone?s had enough?? ?C?mon! Just one more capful for the road!? ?Sorry, pal?? ?Fine. Be that way. I?ll just Drive to the? fridge and get my own!? ?HEY! GIMME BACK MY STEERING WHEEL!? ?Friends don?t let friends drink and drive toy cars.? ?But I can do this!? ?That?s what you said last night when you chugged a thimble of Schlitz and got into a head-on collision with the toaster??