Monty by Jim Meddick for July 29, 2002
Transcript:
"It's summer and yet, for me, there are no backyard barbecues. No fun in the sun." "Dwayne, you're letting this whole vampire thing get to you.." "I say: crank up the backyard floodlights, grab a mallet and let's play some.." "Midnight croquet!" "AHHHHH!" "Ummm..ok..how 'bout midnight badminton?"